Baby Phat Pants, Drawstring Cargo with Army Belt
These are hot Baby Phat cargo pants for women, and they come with an Army belt. I used to date this guy “Steve” who was in the Army. Not anymore. (He’s still in the Army, but we’re not dating that is.) He was actually a pretty nice fella, and I still like cargo pants. He was gone all the time, so it was kind of like being in a long distance relationship. We mostly talked on the phone, sent each other emails – even old fashioned letters. Sometimes I felt like one of those nutty women who “date” guys that are in prison. Look at the similarities: bad haircut, wears the same thing every day, likes guns, may or may not have killed people. Oh well, nobody’s perfect. He had good manners and was nice to my cats. Do you like my cargo pants Steve? Yes ma’am. Here’s something you should know: military guys wear their boots everywhere. Boots out to dinner, boots to the DMV, boots to the mall, boots to the beach. It’s gets very annoying after a while.
I like Army clothes and colors, especially cargo pants, but I couldn’t wear the same thing every day. The worst part of the whole experience was being dumped by Steve. Said I was putting too much pressure on him, and it made him feel “uncomfortable.” So let me get this straight, you have people trying to blow you up 24 hours a day, seven days a week, and me asking you to call more often is what’s making you uncomfortable? Yeah right. Do some more push-ups, JERK.
I won’t make the same mistake again – no military guys, no inmates. Maybe I’ll date a fireman. Do fireman wear cargo pants? Who knows, they’re at work for days at a time. Of course all they do is work out all day and cook for the other guys. It’s a little weird to say the least. At least he’ll be in shape, which is more than I can say for most guys I meet around town. And he’ll be able to cook. My girlfriend dated a fireman and told me that he was obsessed with juvenile time-killing activities, like shooting pool, Scrabble, poker, gin rummy, Canasta, etc. How annoying. I’d rather spontaneously combust than play Canasta. I guess they are just used to waiting around for something to happen. Okay I’m not going to be dating fireman. Did I mention these cargo pants have drawstring cuffs? Drawstrings are underused, especially on full length cargo pants – please take a look.
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